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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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A TEXT POST

helenas-angel:

monicabing:

september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus

collective sob from the orphan black fandom

A CHAT

whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
A CHAT
  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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A VIDEO

a-nice-little-cigarette:

Évelyne Brochu + Twitter

Inspirational.

A TEXT POST

dumbkili:

megamaximumpower:

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

image

I have no words.

really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4

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fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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